Haha my posts don’t come up in tags because this blog is considered nsfw. Oops.
Maybe I should just use my other blog for making new posts in general and use this one for reblogs and personal posts.
wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said
"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"
then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming
100000000 points to mom.
This happens more times than I’d like to admit
Weird dreams I had last night.
>Me dragging my bf around because we couldn’t get any privacy anywhere.
And idk if this was the same dream but
>Markiplier as an Olympic swimmer. Winning medals and being on the news. They kept zooming in on random girls and speculating about them being his girlfriend. Edited because I remembered more about it.Maybe my dreams are trying to make a point.
even babs knows
envy was envious…
I can’t believe Mike Wazowski killed Markiplier